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Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this
I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
Two knives taped together are not a suitable alternative to scissors.
At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?
Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the sh!t out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they look.
I think eating is my kind of sport.
Is the "D" in Donkey Kong a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong right? These are the things that keep me up at night.
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it.
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
Saying "cool" also means, I don`t give a sh!t.
Can I get likes for no reason?
Sometimes, half your sh!t is worth it.