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life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
Tis the season to throw your diet out the window.
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
Some days, I practice positive thinking. Other days, I`m not positive I am thinking.
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying...
u cant spell awesome without me
Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there’s no more soda?
I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass
Opinions are like a$$holes: some people make money by posting them on the internet.
Is food porn star a thing yet??
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Are walruses just vampire manatees?