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Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
It doesn`t matter how old you are, If you hear the ice cream truck jingle you jump out the window for that sh!t.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Come on snooze button, is 9 minutes all you have to offer...I need something in the 2-3 hour range.
"I`d hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?
If you didn`t want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.
Don`t worry about walking a mile in my shows. Try a day thinking in head.