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There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, AND thin ... It`s a public service really.
My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I`m not good enough to have something fancy like that.
If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
Some days, I practice positive thinking. Other days, I`m not positive I am thinking.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
There are many different ways one can save energy. I normally use the couch.