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Late to bed and early to rise, makes me really tired and pissed off.
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
My Therapist told me not to drink while I`m on my Meds but little does she know...I`ve been off my Meds for almost a week now!
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant alot has changed... Like my name, address and telephone number.
I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel.
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
You know when you`re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That`s happened to me, only with beer.
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, We would be planting so many trees. And we`d probably save the planet too! Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath :/
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