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Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
Just once Iād like to learn something the easy way.
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication!
As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
Iām not brave. Iām just past the age where running is an option.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile ?
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
Curious that it`s always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
4 out of 5 voices in my head think the other voice is a douche...
You must be a parking ticket or something for the word FINE is written all over you.