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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
My wife gives me the speaking treatment.
So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart a$$.
Walmart killed the traveling circus.
Olive Garden says “When you’re here you’re family”, how could they expect me NOT to think I’m entitled to a free meal.
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake
It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can`t get any worse, please remember...I don`t give a s$it.
Do you smoke? Smokers: "Yes." Non-Smokers: "Never have, never will." Stoners: "Smoke what?"