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that awkward moment when you`re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
Meditation never worked for me, so I tried something even better..."Beditation"! You lay down close your eyes and you wake up an hour and a half later!
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
One of these days I`m going to get help for my procrastination problem.
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.
Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame.
New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
All these women on the 48 dating sites I`ve joined, seem so f*cking sad and desperate.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
Calories: the little creatures that go into your closet every night and hem the waistline of all your clothes inch by inch
I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the sh!t out of each other because it`s negative.
Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.