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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
Thank you for informing me that you have a stick figure family of 6 and a dog. Your minivan had me under the impression that you were wild and single.
Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry.
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my pajamas.
Today’s Horoscope: You’re gullible
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking!
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.