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Doing it wrong is the only thing I do right.
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
the `real` me doesnt do facebook
justin bieber
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
Relatives comin` ~ hide all awesome stuff!
If I didn`t drink, then how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
Just tore the tag off my mattress and there’s nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"