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I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
Hi Iām a spider & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
A hard thing about business is minding your own
I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.
That must have been a heck of a party judging by the police reports.
Live life to its fullest even if that means eating everything in the fridge
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
"I knew that..." -Me, after every Jeopardy question.
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
this isn`t the status you`re looking for
The only honest people in the world are small children and me after a couple cocktails.
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.