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How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
My wife said we could have a three way "when pigs fly" so I showed her a police helicopter.
I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
To be honest with you, I start all my lies with to be honest with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant
Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
I hate it when people hate me without even giving me a chance to give them a good reason to.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.