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I think it`s safe to say that my 2 year old is definitely more excited to see the fire truck next door than my neighbor.
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we`re like "that`s a soup ladle".
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
How many V and M can see
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If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.
I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I could slap 8 people at once.