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Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I`m telling you why. Nobody gives a f*ck.
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
I`ve set my "life goals" to stuff I`ve already done so literally every day now I`m overachieving. It`s all about perspective.
They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I’m not falling for that.
I had to leave the bowling alley right in the middle of the game. I didn`t have time to spare.
Divorce is expensive because its worth it.
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
Chase you? ... B!tch please, I don`t even chase my liquor.
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo`s show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it`s Halloween because our family reunion was in July....