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The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
Most people donate to the homeless. Me? I donate to the topless.
How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
I liked you a lot more before I met you.
I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Opinions are like a$$holes: some people make money by posting them on the internet.
If you feel like you’re about to punch someone, take a deep breath. Then exhale as you punch to get more power.
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them so damn often.