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word of the day: nincomtard
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds?
Want the truth? Just ask a kid.
I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We`ll both regret it soon enough.
Just hung a picture. I nailed it.
Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. F*cking. Time.
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
Do homeless people get Knock Knock Jokes?
The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
Garage sales are the gateway drug to Walmart.
I`m at that "licking peanutbutter off a spoon" time to go grocery shopping point....
Just another day of not being rich and famous.
Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."