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Having a contest with my couch and my washing machine to see who has more money. So far I`m in 3rd.
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
How can I love nature when it did this to my hair?
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn`t that make life fair?
I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a distance, but once you get there it`s just a bunch of sh!t you don`t really need.
How many Oreos is too many?...Is it 25?...I feel like it should be more than 25
You can´t trust dogs to watch your food.
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
If you`ve never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you`ve never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch.
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.