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An awkward morning beats a boring night.
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
Wait till the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald`s find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
I don`t lift so maybe I`m wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
I just changed my relationship status from “left hand” to “right hand”…
This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
Best part of living alone...clothing optional ;)
Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.
If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor