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When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
I have Beer.
Whenever I see a really hot girl with an ugly guy, I think "lottery winner".
Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
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"What`s wrong?" "Oh it`s personal" Then, why`d you post it to Facebook.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Whenever I drive past the psychic’s empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
To whoever said “fight fire with fire”: do you actually test your own advice before giving it?