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Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
I drink to make other people interesting.
You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
Every so often I’ll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time, to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking.
Don`t bother trying to figure me out...not even the little voices in my head understand me...it`s pointless.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
Trust me, I am a liar.
Played hide and seek today. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off of the leash.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
I want to live in a world where it’s never too late for breakfast food and never too early for pizza.
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Back in the day, Mom gave us two dinner choices. What she cooked or jack sh!t....