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Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
Today: I`m going to be understanding, productive, and nice. WHAT? Stop laughing! I`m serious!
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
Irons are like 1000 degrees, who`s bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made?
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I hope to get to the point in my life where I’m not excited about finding change on the ground.
Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that`s not it. Keep thinking! We`ll figure this out.
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
In the 60`s we took LSD to make the world look wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it look normal.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn’t find a pair anywhere.