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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Just once when they interview a serial killer’s neighbor I’d like to hear them say “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he was a real Weirdo”
Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
One day I`ll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
Obviously the movie "the good wife" is not based on a true story. It`s fiction people.
This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.
Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.
Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO