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Does this status update make me look fat?
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
I can`t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
I knew you were coming so I baked a cake ... It was delicious.
"Don`t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn`t have.
Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
They should really be Middle-Age Mutant Business Turtles by now.
Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
…and for my next trick, I will pull this dryer sheet out of my sleeve!
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?