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Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That`s how many seconds you just wasted.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
I`ll never understand why single women waste so much time on dating websites when there are so many eligible bachelors right here in this adult bookstore.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push
Fellas; There’s no heterosexual way of taking a selfie.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
Not to brag, but my bathroom floor is so clean I can sleep on it. Apparently.
I don’t call it laying down anymore, I call it landscape mode.
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger ... at least one of them anyway.
It’s not pretty being easy.