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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
If my computer desktop were an actual place, they would bring in blindfolded people to make a Febreeze commercial.
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous...Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
You know you`ve picked the right friends if no one has nominated you for the ice bucket challenge
"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.
What do you mean my bathrobe is inappropriate? Isn`t it casual Friday?!
For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!
I’d slap you but I’m pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty.
Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I`ll take lookout.
Christmas is truly a magical time. It`s made all my money disappear!
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?