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Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person ?
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Always keep a note in your medicine cabinet that says, “I thought you were peeing?”
Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
Remember kids- Respect your fathers! Besides, before you came out of your moms, you came out of your dad.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you’ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief.
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational post are hard.
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.