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My driver`s side window stopped working,,,, So yeah,, I`m probably gonna starve to death..
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
It’s hard to get a lot done when you’re busy having a snack every 15 minutes
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
I went to buy condoms and the cashier just said "yeah right" and put em back on the shelf
As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
My mind has a mind of its own.
Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
I wish that life had an option for viewing other available episodes.
I`m in no shape to exercise patience!
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.