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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
Don`t ever forget.. I`m always here. A l w a y s. Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That`s right. I see everything.
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
Turns out I`m ambidextrous at yet another sport! And I even scored a bingo twice. Left-handed!
It`s hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub.
A girl updated her facebook status saying: All men are dogs and I commented • Which breed is your dad?
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?