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Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
Dang I didn`t make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
In my defense, I was left un-supervised...
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
Apparently, when people say "I could use a hand" it doesn`t mean they want to get slapped in the face.
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
I was discussing with my friend about the popular trends on sex, marriage and values. He says to me, "I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" I replied. "I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?"
Give a man a beer and he wastes an hour, teach him how to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
Trail Mix: M&Ms with obstacles