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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did except you.
I bet it’s pretty hard at a mime’s funeral to figure out when the moment of silence is over.
Don`t waste my timeline.
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c`mon...even I`ve done THAT!"
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again
I have nothing!
I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.