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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid sh!t you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome.
I`m at the "what can I make with green beans and cake mix" stage of needing groceries
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
A colon is used to indicate a list of elements to the sentence preceding it. A semicolon is for making winky faces.
The only part I like about doing laundry is saying I`ve got a big load
Flu (noun) - The only time when having used tissues laying next to your bed is socially acceptable.
Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
my girlfriend does that cute thing, where she doesnt exist.