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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
You know why you like me ... Cause your f*ckin crazy too!!!
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
What do sleeping and sex have in common? ... I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
In all my years, I have never finished a pencil.
For a guy who cant figure out how a remote works my dad sure has a lot of advice for Obama.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
You haven`t truly made it on YouTube until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph.
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.
My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."