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Im not sure Im comfortable with the fact that there is now a bunch of people in white coats furiously scribbling notes behind a big glass window while im talking to my therapist. Im suppose to just "ignore" them.
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
Soon ovens will come with webcams and wireless connections so that posting photos of your dinner will be even easier.
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here.
What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
The early bird needs a punch in the throat.
You seem awesome. I can`t wait to find out what I hate about you.
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.