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Women need a tattoo that somehow signals their menstrual cycle ... * A Cramp Stamp
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me to grow up, I could probably afford a whole arsenal of Super Soakers.
How many facebook friends do you have that if they posted "I`m depressed and on the edge", your first thought would be to poke them?
A golden rule to live by: Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics!
Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched.
I`m available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts.
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
I`m no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.
I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
I say the things better left unsaid.
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
It`s all rainbows and sunshine until he breaks your heart, then it`s voodoo dolls and arson reports.