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I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere "Hold my purse."
Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn`t let you skip.
The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don`t want to go to prison.
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
A good way to break up with a girl gently, is to curtsy when you`re meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.