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I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.
What does lolz mean...Laugh out loud zebras?
Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
A leaf blower, but for people.
They should paint the bottom of swimming pools with satellite photos so it feels like you’re flying.
Don`t worry, some people are their own punishment in life.
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
Finally got my sh!t together... Now if I can just remember where I put it
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
Seen it all, done it all, can´t remember most of it.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
When you`re a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO