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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Some of the best decisions I’ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send.
The parent-teacher conference is going great. They have no idea I’m not the teacher.
Life Tip: Tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry, they will clean it for free!
Well, THAT Jehovah`s Witness isn`t going to forget anytime soon what they witnessed when I answered the door.
If I had a dollar for everytime I was distracted, look squirrel!
So if your invited to someone`s 4th marriage is it wrong to give them a gift certificate to a good divorce attorney?
A "Lifetime Movie" describes how long it felt when you were watching it.
You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
Left the toilet seat up. Wife screaming in 5, 4, 3, 2...
What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
Nobody tell my husband that "year round periods" aren`t a thing.
You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
If the shoe fits, buy it.