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They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that`s why I surround myself with lazy people
Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
"There`s nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" -Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There`s liquor and you can`t hear them.
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
My favorite part of country music is the part where I change the station.
Helpful Tip: Dont laugh when the cop says penal system ... oh and I need bail money again.
Long time ago I used to be young and handsome.. Today? Just handsome
Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends all over again.