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Sadly no matter how hard you try, you can`t mail a fart. Too bad though, because this would actually make paying Bills a lot more fun.
Personally, I believe that around 93% of the world`s population should run with scissors.
Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
I`m working out my budget and, provided I don`t live past Tuesday, I can retire relatively comfortably!!!
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
It`s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
It`s like the people in this restroom don`t even want my help unbuttoning their pants. STOP RUNNING AWAY I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU
Calling all men...Eboli can live up to two months in semen..YES! You better wash your socks.
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it.
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
You know what’s easy? ... Opening another beer
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before