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I will not be satisfied until I see a car with one woman sticker and twelve cat stickers.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
New day, same old bullsh!t
Never, ever ask a woman if she`s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
Sometimes it takes me 8 hours to get nothing done.
Mondays should start at noon.
Yes Grandma, I`m almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq
I tried yoga once, but we called it Twister
I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
I hate it when I`m trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO