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There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I have off-road rage, too
MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.
Sometimes putting on pants is the hardest part of my day.
What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
My short-term memory is my ONLY problem..... Well, that, and my short-term memory
I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
Oh honey, you`re not pretty enough to be that stupid
I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don’t have them, you cry about it.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
Trying to remain humble but I’m the most famous person in my living room right now.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.