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Bologna sandwiches are parents way of saying... it`s my legal obligation to feed you something.
It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
Repeat after me: It doesn’t matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won’t solve it.
If my psychiatrist said "There`s really nothing more I can do for you", that means I`m cured right??
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
Statistically, I`ve come to the conclusion that I`m going to hell in multiple religions.
Just a reminder that your coworkers aren`t going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it.
Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don`t like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you`re hot.
Is it the S or the C that`s silent in scent?
I admit ive been known to wrap bacon in bacon just for the extra bacon flavor
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. :)
I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...
I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up.