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All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
I knew you were coming so I baked a cake ... It was delicious.
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
I`ve been catfishing my best friend for the last 3 weeks. He`s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I`m showing these emails to his wife.
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
My friend said "hey that girl has a nice butt" I said "yes i bet she can sit down excellently "
I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them.
You might call it lazy ... I call it selective participation.