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No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
ALCOHOL! Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists is just doing it for the attention.
Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says "Recalculating"?
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
2 out of 3 isn`t bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids.
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800`s isn`t a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
I`m getting so many spam emails. “Grow Your Hair Back”…”Lose weight now” …”Enlarge your manhood”… Wait… these are from my wife.
You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
It`s not you, it`s me. I just don`t like myself when I`m around you.
When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
I don`t need your advice. I do a great job of screwing up my life all by myself, thank you!
Instead of going to Starbucks, I like to make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.
Laugh now but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world.