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They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
Nothing like calling off work and watching porn all morning.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
I always tell my kids that it`s ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
Lord, it`s me... Can you close your eyes for a couple minutes while I deal with a slight problem?
Anyone who wastes my time is a clocksucker.
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table... It’s what they want.
"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.
"You blew a tranny" means something completely different to an auto mechanic.