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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
Akward Moment Is When Your Twin Sister Calls You Ugly(:
Hit me with your pet shark #RuinAn80sSong
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Home Depot
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
I think a good gauge of my personality is that I watch Homeland to relax.
I hear boomerangs are making a comeback.
WHEW! I just had a near-work experience.
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
People who go rock climbing: you know you don`t have to, right
You are more likely to be bitten by a person who believes they are a shark than an actual shark.
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
Every so often you come across a person who always smiles no matter what, that person is the reason why random bitch slaps should be a thing