Daily Silly Status

I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.

Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?

Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don`t want to know."

You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.

I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.

If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn`t be called nachos.

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.

Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?

Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?

There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from

My wife woke up with a HUGE smile on her face this morning. I love sharpies.

Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?

i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?

"I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? `cause I smell carrots..." ~ Snowmen.