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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
Women need a tattoo that somehow signals their menstrual cycle ... * A Cramp Stamp
Why hasn`t anyone invented a button next to the snooze which emails your boss to say you`re gonna be late?
At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I’m forty. I have one.
I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter.
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
I broke up with my gym, we were just not working out.
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
Not all men cheat. Some of you women just assume you’re in a relationship with the guy.
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.