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therapy is expensive...vodka is not. need I say more....
The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
I`ve disappointed a lot of people in my life, you`re not special.
If by sexy you mean me licking the donut icing off my fingers then yes I can be damn sexy.
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
I really have important work to get done, but I really just want to sit here and complete a quiz on what percentage redneck I am..
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
The only thing Facebook has ever done for me is make me realize a lot of my friends are idiots.
Can`t they just make a "Poke infinity" button?
LOSE WEIGHT FAST! Mix equal parts warm water, apple cider vinegar, & lemon juice toss that disgusting sh!t into a sink & get on a treadmill.