Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
Salary is like a menstrual cycle, it comes once a month and is gone in five days...
I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
I`m concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn`t tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
My boss doesn’t like it when I play slavery songs at work….
Would people still go to the gym if Instagram didn`t exist?
When your kids become teenagers, it`s important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to text you a graphic description of my explosive diarrhea. Stupid autocorrect.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?
Words of Wisdom: Don`t cover your mouth when you sneeze. You`ll get snot and stuff all over your hands