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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
Sometimes words just aren`t enough. And that`s why we have middle fingers.
I`m just a boy, standing in front of a girl; not listening to a f*cking thing she`s saying. But nodding, lots of nodding.
I accidentally shoveled the sidewalk all the way to the bar again.
"Let the chips fall where they may." -My kids when they`re eating chips on the couch.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
My house is not a mess. It`s just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure. Like a museum.
When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a bastard.